Wow, the irony is just astounding.

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Let us begin with the Right-Wing Conservative's assertion that the Bible is the immutable Word of God. Every statement therein is true - nay, even fact - to be interpreted literally in all cases.

Add a heaping tablespoon of politics.

Fold in several cups of idiocy.

Sprinkle hypocrisy to taste.

Before serving, carefully and completely remove the ability to see irony.

Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you The Conservative Bible Project.

I especially like #6, applying logic with its full force and effect, and #9, crediting open-mindedness.

Just read the first page. The arrogance would be laughable if it weren't so tragic.

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Because you know, King James was such a wanton 'progressive', and the same church that gave us the Crusades and Inquisitions, the church that translated the version now found to be too left-leaning for these neocons, was riddled with liberal bias...

History revisionists + batshit crazy religious zealots. Sounds like a Fair and Balanced read.

>gack