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mapsedgeLet us begin with the Right-Wing Conservative's assertion that the Bible is the immutable Word of God. Every statement therein is true - nay, even fact - to be interpreted literally in all cases.
Add a heaping tablespoon of politics.
Fold in several cups of idiocy.
Sprinkle hypocrisy to taste.
Before serving, carefully and completely remove the ability to see irony.
Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you The Conservative Bible Project.
I especially like #6, applying logic with its full force and effect, and #9, crediting open-mindedness.
Just read the first page. The arrogance would be laughable if it weren't so tragic.
Add a heaping tablespoon of politics.
Fold in several cups of idiocy.
Sprinkle hypocrisy to taste.
Before serving, carefully and completely remove the ability to see irony.
Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you The Conservative Bible Project.
I especially like #6, applying logic with its full force and effect, and #9, crediting open-mindedness.
Just read the first page. The arrogance would be laughable if it weren't so tragic.