Wow, the irony is just astounding.

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Let us begin with the Right-Wing Conservative's assertion that the Bible is the immutable Word of God. Every statement therein is true - nay, even fact - to be interpreted literally in all cases.

Add a heaping tablespoon of politics.

Fold in several cups of idiocy.

Sprinkle hypocrisy to taste.

Before serving, carefully and completely remove the ability to see irony.

Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you The Conservative Bible Project.

I especially like #6, applying logic with its full force and effect, and #9, crediting open-mindedness.

Just read the first page. The arrogance would be laughable if it weren't so tragic.

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I got half-way down the page and had to quit. Theses boobs don't even know the difference between Hebrew and Aramaic, and they think they can translate the single most complex body of ancient writing ever compiled?

Gah. The stupid, it burns...