Listen up, asshole...
Apr. 26th, 2007 16:46![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mapsedgeI know you designed your dealership's old website. It isn't my fault that your boss decided we could do it better, but here's something you should probably know:
So, one of two things is true. Option A: you don't know what you're doing and shouldn't be allowed in the dealership's network room, or Option B: you deliberately set up your dealership's firewall to prejudicially filter the new website and make it look unreasonably slow.
If it's Option B, well, such behavior is pretty easy to diagnose, and it won't take long until the finger points...at you. If it's Option A, we're all screwed.
And why the hell would a car dealership NEED a firewall appliance, anyway? If your salesmen have time enough to surf porn sites, then you won't be in business very much longer to begin with. The more important stuff like sales and service data are handled on your DMS's subnet, and that network isn't your problem.
I'm all for bringing on new customers. But you are a pain in the ass.
- We have a half dozen other clients who use the same ISP you do. They have no problems.
- We log every web request that comes to the server. Yours are served as fast as every other.
- We log every database hit. It takes an average of .6 seconds to "build" your content...actually, that's a little faster than some of the others.
- You are the only client we have who uses a firewall appliance.
So, one of two things is true. Option A: you don't know what you're doing and shouldn't be allowed in the dealership's network room, or Option B: you deliberately set up your dealership's firewall to prejudicially filter the new website and make it look unreasonably slow.
If it's Option B, well, such behavior is pretty easy to diagnose, and it won't take long until the finger points...at you. If it's Option A, we're all screwed.
And why the hell would a car dealership NEED a firewall appliance, anyway? If your salesmen have time enough to surf porn sites, then you won't be in business very much longer to begin with. The more important stuff like sales and service data are handled on your DMS's subnet, and that network isn't your problem.
I'm all for bringing on new customers. But you are a pain in the ass.
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Re: grok oh too well...
Date: 2007-04-28 00:00 (UTC)I hate those sorts of wankers. Since somebody decided I was too good at doing my thing and made me management* it's been my mission to declaw them whenever I find them.
Understand, Design, Code, Test, Document, Test some more, Promote. It's not rocket science. It's common sense.
- Jeho
* Speaking of bad judgement... saying "Sure that sounds cool" was probably the worst, most unfulfilling career move I've ever made. And it's damn near impossible to get out of once you start down that track. More money. Less filling.