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Something perverse about this, and I find it amusing. I have a Yankee Candle mistletoe-scented candle that I brought into my office for the Christmas season. Leading up to the holiday, it was a terrific smell and it set the office into a light, "deck the halls" kind of mood.

Now, it just smells like Pine Sol.

perception is everything

Date: 2006-01-05 16:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iarraidh.livejournal.com
An Avon lady gets into an elevator.
She has had bad tummy rumblings all day, and lets one rip to alleviate her gastric distress.
Oh dear, that was a BAD one!
She whips out some pine scent product spray to cover her tracks.
Ah! Her faux pau is but a memory.

Moments later, the doors spring open and a drunk stumbles onto the elevator.
He sniffs, curiously.
The Avon lady steps right into Sales Mode.
"That's our 'Christmas Home' aerosol fragrance. Isn't that a lovely 'holiday' scent?"
He sniffs again and says, "Smells like somebody shit a christmas tree to Me!"

Re: perception is everything

Date: 2006-01-05 16:50 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billthetailor.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, gotta share that one with a few people I know...

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