An observation...
Something perverse about this, and I find it amusing. I have a Yankee Candle mistletoe-scented candle that I brought into my office for the Christmas season. Leading up to the holiday, it was a terrific smell and it set the office into a light, "deck the halls" kind of mood.
Now, it just smells like Pine Sol.
Now, it just smells like Pine Sol.

perception is everything
She has had bad tummy rumblings all day, and lets one rip to alleviate her gastric distress.
Oh dear, that was a BAD one!
She whips out some pine scent product spray to cover her tracks.
Ah! Her faux pau is but a memory.
Moments later, the doors spring open and a drunk stumbles onto the elevator.
He sniffs, curiously.
The Avon lady steps right into Sales Mode.
"That's our 'Christmas Home' aerosol fragrance. Isn't that a lovely 'holiday' scent?"
He sniffs again and says, "Smells like somebody shit a christmas tree to Me!"
Re: perception is everything