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So, I get this spam email yesterday, promising to "make your manhood like the Titanic." Considering that it was the largest man-made object ever made, that sounds like a reasonably good idea until...
Until you remember that it split into two pieces which are now a mile and a half apart under 13,500 feet of water off the coast of Nova Scotia, and that 1500 people died of blunt force trauma, drowning, and/or hypothermia in the process, not to mention the fact that the top layer of one of those halves is peeled back like a sardine tin and the whole will be a pile of orange sand within the next two decades.
On the other hand, approximately seven hundred women went down on it.
I dunno...it's a tough choice.
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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
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Until you remember that it split into two pieces which are now a mile and a half apart under 13,500 feet of water off the coast of Nova Scotia, and that 1500 people died of blunt force trauma, drowning, and/or hypothermia in the process, not to mention the fact that the top layer of one of those halves is peeled back like a sardine tin and the whole will be a pile of orange sand within the next two decades.
On the other hand, approximately seven hundred women went down on it.
I dunno...it's a tough choice.
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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
- W.B. Yeats
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Date: 2009-04-08 13:34 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 13:42 (UTC)Next ad "Makes your manhood like the Hindengurg"
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Date: 2009-04-08 13:48 (UTC)"Oh the humanity."
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Date: 2009-04-08 16:08 (UTC)And of course, the first thing in my head was, "Yeah...nice premise, guys, but remember...it couldn't stay up." My graphics stopped there, but methinks our imaginations are similarly afflicted.
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Date: 2009-04-08 16:53 (UTC)*snort*
Date: 2009-04-08 17:14 (UTC)