Misc thoughts on a chilly Wednesday morning

[mapsedge]

So, I get this spam email yesterday, promising to "make your manhood like the Titanic."  Considering that it was the largest man-made object ever made, that sounds like a reasonably good idea until...

Until you remember that it split into two pieces which are now a mile and a half apart under 13,500 feet of water off the coast of Nova Scotia, and that 1500 people died of blunt force trauma, drowning, and/or hypothermia in the process, not to mention the fact that the top layer of one of those halves is peeled back like a sardine tin and the whole will be a pile of orange sand within the next two decades.

On the other hand, approximately seven hundred women went down on it.

I dunno...it's a tough choice.

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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
- W.B. Yeats

Borrowed from jehosefatz .

Comments

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I needed that guffaw this morning!

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much.

Next ad "Makes your manhood like the Hindengurg"

[billthetailor.livejournal.com]

Goes all night but bursts into flames in the morning.

"Oh the humanity."

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

I had to fake I sneezed that made me snort so hard! Thanks.

[theslice.livejournal.com]

*golf clap* That was a good one, sir.

[glesyn.livejournal.com]

I had to move old childhood memories out of the way to get that HUGE mental image stuffed into my head.

[buffalowmn.livejournal.com]

/snorrrrrrt ....Nice!!

[pastmagic.livejournal.com]

And the band played on...

[rhiannontherose.livejournal.com]

*snrk*

And of course, the first thing in my head was, "Yeah...nice premise, guys, but remember...it couldn't stay up." My graphics stopped there, but methinks our imaginations are similarly afflicted.

[cronewyse.livejournal.com]

Me and Anna laughed...why don't you write a column, or a book, or for Jay Leno and make a fortune?

*snort*

[themadblonde]

Yup, just chock full of seamen. ;-)