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Jun. 7th, 2007 11:08![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mapsedgeThe list of reasons why Paris Hilton is famous:
1. Gave boyfriend a blowjob on camera*.
2. ...
...
Um...
Hang on...
Er...
Oh... right... Ok. And that's the way it is, Thursday, June 7th, 2007. Good night.
* and it wasn't a particularly good camera. Or a particularly good blowjob, for that matter.
1. Gave boyfriend a blowjob on camera*.
2. ...
...
Um...
Hang on...
Er...
Oh... right... Ok. And that's the way it is, Thursday, June 7th, 2007. Good night.
* and it wasn't a particularly good camera. Or a particularly good blowjob, for that matter.
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Date: 2007-06-07 20:49 (UTC)Why, oh why couldn't I have been born a socialite?