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mapsedgeHim. Hi, I'm the new graphics guy for the website.
Me. Terrific. What's your skill level with HTML and CSS?
Him. I'm very familiar with them.
Me. Great. Okay, click on "Edit"
Him. Are those tables?
Me. Yes. You don't edit the whole page, only pieces of it. The system is designed to make it easy to ---
Him. Your DOCTYPE declaration is incorrect.
Me. Is it?
Him. Yeah, I can't do positioning when it's like that.
Me. Well, you don't have to. See, the system is designed to make it easy to ---
Him. You have it as HTML 4.0 Transitional. I like XHTML for my pages.
Me. But you won't be writing pages, you'll be creating targeted content and plugging it in. The system is designed to make it easy to ---
Him. I don't like tables.
Me. ...
Him. I like DIVs, and CSS positioning.
Me. Sure. The system was written to make it easy for non-tech-savvy users to trade out content on websites that are used to sell cars. That's it. For that, we use tables for layout. That's what there is.
Him. I don't like tables.
Me. ...
Him. Can I write my own template?
Me. Sure. You can host it on your own server, too.
Him. ...
Me. ...
Him. I can see you and I are going to be working very closely together on this.
Me. I can't wait.
Him. Can I have your contact information?
Me. No.
Okay. I didn't actually say "No." Wanted to, though. Prissy little asshole. Dude, here's a hammer. You drive nails with it. If you want to design the house, open your own architectural firm on your own time.
Me. Terrific. What's your skill level with HTML and CSS?
Him. I'm very familiar with them.
Me. Great. Okay, click on "Edit"
Him. Are those tables?
Me. Yes. You don't edit the whole page, only pieces of it. The system is designed to make it easy to ---
Him. Your DOCTYPE declaration is incorrect.
Me. Is it?
Him. Yeah, I can't do positioning when it's like that.
Me. Well, you don't have to. See, the system is designed to make it easy to ---
Him. You have it as HTML 4.0 Transitional. I like XHTML for my pages.
Me. But you won't be writing pages, you'll be creating targeted content and plugging it in. The system is designed to make it easy to ---
Him. I don't like tables.
Me. ...
Him. I like DIVs, and CSS positioning.
Me. Sure. The system was written to make it easy for non-tech-savvy users to trade out content on websites that are used to sell cars. That's it. For that, we use tables for layout. That's what there is.
Him. I don't like tables.
Me. ...
Him. Can I write my own template?
Me. Sure. You can host it on your own server, too.
Him. ...
Me. ...
Him. I can see you and I are going to be working very closely together on this.
Me. I can't wait.
Him. Can I have your contact information?
Me. No.
Okay. I didn't actually say "No." Wanted to, though. Prissy little asshole. Dude, here's a hammer. You drive nails with it. If you want to design the house, open your own architectural firm on your own time.
