Well... for a long time I got a lot of Kool-Aid jokes. (My name is James Jones.)
I have to admit to having sinned... I was once introduced to a woman named Maria, and then a little later actually said out loud "I've just met a girl named Maria." At least I didn't sing...
The one I really cracked up over was in an online chat, where I was jejones. (No, the E doesn't stand for "Earl," even though I can do a decent basso "This is CNN" or "The Force is strong in this one...") Someone came on and said "Wow! Are you a member of Jesus Jones?" I tried to let him down easy.
Nowadays, I just smile and say, "Surely you've read my book, From Here to Eternity."
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Date: 2006-12-05 15:26 (UTC)I have to admit to having sinned... I was once introduced to a woman named Maria, and then a little later actually said out loud "I've just met a girl named Maria." At least I didn't sing...
The one I really cracked up over was in an online chat, where I was jejones. (No, the E doesn't stand for "Earl," even though I can do a decent basso "This is CNN" or "The Force is strong in this one...") Someone came on and said "Wow! Are you a member of Jesus Jones?" I tried to let him down easy.
Nowadays, I just smile and say, "Surely you've read my book, From Here to Eternity."