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mapsedge... the Seven Deadly Sins.
WRATH
Who did you last get angry with? My children.
What is your weapon of choice? My voice.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Sure, if provoked. Gender doesn't make a person immune. Never have, though - I have been provoked to violence only once, and was stopped by our resident spirit. Nothing puts the kibash on a bad attitude like having your elbow grabbed by a ghost.
How about the same sex? Yes, although see above caveat.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Really angry? Really? Oy...my wife, maybe?
What is your pet peeve? Discourtesy.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I forgive, but rarely forget.
SLOTH
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Some sort of aerobic activity.
What is the latest you've ever woken up? According to what standards?
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Danny.
What is the last lame excuse that you made? I make a few excuses, but rarely are they lame.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Shit no.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? A meaningless question, since "overpriced" is subjective and not truly any sort of economic measure. If you make me pick, though, I'd have to say cappuchino from the local Starbucks.
Are you a meat eater? Yep. Beef, veal, chicken, lamb, shellfish, fish, in that order.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I was 18. At least two drinks of everything at the party, including more than my share of a generous portion of Uzo. I slept for 48 hours, with a blood toxicity that would have killed me if I'd been ten years older.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Mostly.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Some. I like my sweets subtle.
Which do you prefer: Of what, to what?
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? Not seriously, no.
GREED
How many credit cards do you own? I have two, and they own me.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Pay off all my bills, build a home, invest the rest.
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Sure. With megabucks, I could make the rest of my life interesting.
PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Pat answer: sired two lovely children. (Nauseous yet?) Beyond that? Still waiting.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? When I die, I'll ask them.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Financial comfort.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No. 2nd place often gets to reap similar benefits to first place, without the awesome pressure of BEING NUMBER ONE!!!
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? An SCA bard's competition in the Barony of the Forgotten Sea, and I proved it wasn't an idle boast.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? In high school, once or twice.
What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing yet.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Several.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? See previous.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? I don't "catch myself." I do it on purpose.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? The whole package.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Not as such.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Income.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Stupid show.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Me, but rich and handsome.
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes, though she didn't see it that way. See "drunk" question, above.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Could to with a stronger chin.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Greater memory.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Wrath, no question.
Do you do the least often? Greed
Is your favorite to act on? Lust
WRATH
Who did you last get angry with? My children.
What is your weapon of choice? My voice.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Sure, if provoked. Gender doesn't make a person immune. Never have, though - I have been provoked to violence only once, and was stopped by our resident spirit. Nothing puts the kibash on a bad attitude like having your elbow grabbed by a ghost.
How about the same sex? Yes, although see above caveat.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Really angry? Really? Oy...my wife, maybe?
What is your pet peeve? Discourtesy.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I forgive, but rarely forget.
SLOTH
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Some sort of aerobic activity.
What is the latest you've ever woken up? According to what standards?
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Danny.
What is the last lame excuse that you made? I make a few excuses, but rarely are they lame.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Shit no.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? A meaningless question, since "overpriced" is subjective and not truly any sort of economic measure. If you make me pick, though, I'd have to say cappuchino from the local Starbucks.
Are you a meat eater? Yep. Beef, veal, chicken, lamb, shellfish, fish, in that order.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I was 18. At least two drinks of everything at the party, including more than my share of a generous portion of Uzo. I slept for 48 hours, with a blood toxicity that would have killed me if I'd been ten years older.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Mostly.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Some. I like my sweets subtle.
Which do you prefer: Of what, to what?
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? Not seriously, no.
GREED
How many credit cards do you own? I have two, and they own me.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Pay off all my bills, build a home, invest the rest.
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Sure. With megabucks, I could make the rest of my life interesting.
PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Pat answer: sired two lovely children. (Nauseous yet?) Beyond that? Still waiting.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? When I die, I'll ask them.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Financial comfort.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No. 2nd place often gets to reap similar benefits to first place, without the awesome pressure of BEING NUMBER ONE!!!
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? An SCA bard's competition in the Barony of the Forgotten Sea, and I proved it wasn't an idle boast.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? In high school, once or twice.
What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing yet.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Several.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? See previous.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? I don't "catch myself." I do it on purpose.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? The whole package.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Not as such.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Income.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Stupid show.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Me, but rich and handsome.
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes, though she didn't see it that way. See "drunk" question, above.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Could to with a stronger chin.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Greater memory.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Wrath, no question.
Do you do the least often? Greed
Is your favorite to act on? Lust