Rejected Ad Copy
Jan. 21st, 2007 18:32![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
QUICK FADE-IN.
INT. ECU GARAGE FLOOR. DAYTIME.
A SMALL GRAY-FURRED BODY RUNS OUT OF FRAME, BARELY GLIMPSED BY THE CAMERA.
ANNOUNCER (VOICEOVER)
Did you know that the most popular bait for mice is peanut butter? And across the country, more mousetraps are baited with Jif than with any other brand. Maybe it's the creamy texture, or the rich peanutty taste. But don't take our word for it: try it for yourself and see what thousands of dead mice everywhere already know.
Choosey mousetraps choose Jif.
CUE HAPPY MUSIC. SFX OFF CAMERA: "SNAP!!!", FADE TO BLACK.
INT. ECU GARAGE FLOOR. DAYTIME.
A SMALL GRAY-FURRED BODY RUNS OUT OF FRAME, BARELY GLIMPSED BY THE CAMERA.
ANNOUNCER (VOICEOVER)
Did you know that the most popular bait for mice is peanut butter? And across the country, more mousetraps are baited with Jif than with any other brand. Maybe it's the creamy texture, or the rich peanutty taste. But don't take our word for it: try it for yourself and see what thousands of dead mice everywhere already know.
Choosey mousetraps choose Jif.
CUE HAPPY MUSIC. SFX OFF CAMERA: "SNAP!!!", FADE TO BLACK.