Excuse me...
Jun. 28th, 2006 09:05![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Excuse Me
A place for me to tell people, usually perfect strangers, things I would never have the opportunity to say to them otherwise. I'm pretty sure they'll never see it, but it's my damn jounal and largely masturbatory anyway.
Let's begin, shall we?
Excuse me, miss, you there standing in line at the post office. I realize this is just an opinion thing, and where you come from it's probably the height of fashion. I can see you're very slight, narrow shouldered and petite. I'm sure that, were the rest of you visible, you'd be very attractive.
It's just that - not that it's any of my business - it's just that when your hair is wider than your body, you look like a hairsprayed Tootsie-Pop.
Excuse Me
A place for me to tell people, usually perfect strangers, things I would never have the opportunity to say to them otherwise. I'm pretty sure they'll never see it, but it's my damn jounal and largely masturbatory anyway.
Let's begin, shall we?
Excuse me, miss, you there standing in line at the post office. I realize this is just an opinion thing, and where you come from it's probably the height of fashion. I can see you're very slight, narrow shouldered and petite. I'm sure that, were the rest of you visible, you'd be very attractive.
It's just that - not that it's any of my business - it's just that when your hair is wider than your body, you look like a hairsprayed Tootsie-Pop.