20 questions meme: have you ever?

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Two rules - answer however you want, and you don't explain unless someone leaves a comment asking why.

(STOOPID conditions. Rule one: answer however you want, rule two: don't explain. They're YES OR NO questions for fuck's sake. The questions aren't scandalous enough to warrant the condition, though you can ask for more details if you want.)

1. Taken a picture naked?
   Me naked (no), or my subject (yes)?
   
   
2. Made out with a member of the same sex?
   No.
   
   
3. Danced in front of your mirror?
   No.
   
   
4. Told a lie and gotten caught?
   Yes, big time.
   
   
5. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
   Yes, but it was a social occasion with, trusting environment, no reason not to.
   
   
6. Been in a fist fight?
   Have managed to avoid that.
   
   
7. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
   Hell yes.
   
   
8. Been arrested?
   No.
   
   
9. Left your house without telling anyone where you were going?
   Yes, done that.
   
   
10. Ditched work to do something more fun?
    Self-employed, so, yeah.
    
    
11. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
    Slept. Slept.
    
    
12. Seen someone die?
    Yes
    
    
13. Kissed a picture?
    Yes.
    
    
14. Driven cross-country solo?
    Does half-way count?
    
    
15. Slept in until 3?
    No, not unless I was sick. Latest I've ever managed was noon.
    
    
16. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
    Yes
    
    
17. Stood completely still without moving for more than an hour?
    Felt like it. Probably more like half an hour.
    
    
18. Played dress up?
    Played? No. Been very serious about it? Yes.
    
    
19. Fallen asleep at work/school?
    About every other week.
    
    
20. Felt an earthquake?
    Nope.
    
    
21. Touched a snake?
    Sure.
    
    
22. Ran a red light?
    Yes, on purpose and by accident.
    
    
23. Been fired?
    Yes. I loved that job, too.
    
    
24. Been in a car accident?
    Yes. A Honda Accord is an interesting place to be as it rolls roof-over-chassis.
    
    
25. Pole danced?
    On whose pole? (No)
    
    
26. Been lost?
    No, not really.
    
    
27. Sang karaoke?
    Lord, no.
    
    
28. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
    Yep. See #4.
    
    
29. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
    No, but I've made others do it.
    
    
30. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
    Yes
    
    
31. Kissed in the rain?
    Yes
    
    
32. Sang in the shower?
    Of course.
    
    
33. Got your tongue stuck to a pole?
    Again, whose pole? (No)
    
    
34. Ever gone to work partially naked?
    Yes, but then I work at home sometimes.
    
    
35. Sat on a roof top?
    Sure.
    
    
36. Played chicken?
    With a car, no. With a pissed-off farm goose, yes.
    
    
37. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
    No. Fell in, though.
    
    
38. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
    One might wish, but no.
    
    
39. Broken a bone?
    Nnnnot quite...deviated my septum pretty bad, though.
    
    
40. Mooned/flashed someone?
    Yes. It wasn't quite the thrill for either of us.
    
    
41. Forgotten someone's name?
    Yes...all the time.
    
    
42. Slept naked?
    In warm weather, that's the default.
    
    
43. Blacked out from drinking?
    Yes. There went 48 hours I'll never get back...
    
    
44. Played a prank on someone?
    Yeah, small stuff.
    
    
45. Felt like killing someone?
    Yes, about twice a week.
    
    
46. Made a parent, or worse, a child cry?
    Yes. Sort of goes with the whole "parent" thing.
    
    
47. Cried over someone?
    Oh, c'mon. Yes.
    
    
48. Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
    Not for lack of trying. No, not five times...
    
    
49. Had/Have a dog?
    Yes, several.
    
    
50. Are owned by a cat(s)?
    Yes, two, just at the moment.
    
    
51. Been in a band?
    Yes, twice.
    
    
52. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
    Let's see...that'd be 4-5/8 gallons...nope, never that much.
    
    
53. Shot a gun?
    Yes
    
    
54. Been inside a dumpster?
    Yes