Don't judge the work.

[mapsedge]

 I've been making tights for about ten years. I've made just about every conceivable color combination of the rather limited selection of colors we used to offer. Now that we've got thirty-one flavors, it's opened the field wide.

Please note, we do not judge the choices our customers make: a few of our customers are gay and like to flaunt it, a couple of them play foppish characters, some are into fetish-wear, some have no taste whatsoever beyond, "Can you match dirt?" Most are just working an outfit and want to look good. Everyone has a story and some are more interesting than others.

I have to wonder just how interesting tonight's story would be. I have never made a combination like the one I did tonight. I couldn't help thinking, "It's a like a box of Peeps with a codpiece..."

Ladies and gentlemen, madames et monsieurs, dammen und herren, I now present to you the Pink and Yellow tights. 

PUTTIN' ON THE RIIIIIIIITZ!!!

Comments

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

Oh ow, and why do I think I know who might wear these.

[the-themiscyran.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

[purpledumbass.livejournal.com]

Oh... My....

Those are... interesting...I notice that they are "parti-colored" though. Quartered in that manner, they certainly paid a premium for "peep-tights", didn't they?

Certainly not for myself though...

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

Wow. Those are.

Wow.

*shakes head*

[akaashben.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[starseeking.livejournal.com]

You know if I could pull off that color combination I would totally wear it! I think I'd have to go with a dark red and hunter green combo though.

[theslice.livejournal.com]

Ow! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

[red-tess.livejournal.com]

Peeeeeeps!
Bwahahahaha.
My brain thinks this is hilarious AND fabulous.

[glesyn.livejournal.com]

Holy hell.