(no subject)
Nov. 30th, 2005 16:51![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mapsedgeBecause I don't want to work any more today.
Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list. Put the number you are left with in the subject line EXAMPLE... if you did ONE thing you would put 99%... and so on.
My final score: 47 1/2. Sad, just sad.
1. Smoked. 99
- for 10 years, Marlboro Lights when I could afford them. Very glad I quit, though I still jones for them from time to time.
2. Drank alcohol. 98
- blended scotch, brandy, tequila. That'd be a "yes."
3. Cried when someone died. 97
- all of my relatives who were older than 50 when I was 14 were dead by the time I reached 18, including my father.
4. Been drunk. 96
- only twice, seriously drunk. The first time I was unconscious for three days, and my brother (a doctor) was surprised I survived it.
5. Had sex. 95
- at least twice. :)
6. Been to a concert. 94
- only one, James Taylor, way back when
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 93
- Ah, but given or gotten? That's the mystery...
8. Gotten a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 92
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 92
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 91
- although I wasn't aware the person felt like that until I was slapped down for it
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 90
- yes. Tactile sensation is extremely pleasurable
12. Laughed hard something came out of your nose 90
- Thankfully, I've avoided that one
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 89
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 89
- not that I know of
15. Been to prom. 88
- but not mine, and I didn't enjoy the experience
16. Cried at school. 87
- junior high. I was getting beaten up in the halls every other day, and the vice principal didn't believe me
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 87
- I've been awed by the size of a place, but never lost in it.
18. Went streaking. 87
- nobody wants to see that. 10 years ago, maybe.
19. Given a lap dance. 87
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 86
- frequently, but let's qualify that: when you weren't married.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 85
- of course, ditto
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 84
- that's three.
23. Kissed a stranger. 84
- seen plenty of strangers I wouldn't mind planting one on...
24. Hugged a stranger. 83
- it was a case of mistaken identity, and scared the hell out of the guy.
25. Went scuba diving. 83
- me, underwater. That's funny. Um, no.
26. Driven a car. 82
- Duh.
27. Gotten an xray. 81
- bunches, not including my teeth.
28. Hit by a car. 81
- what, as in, I'm walking down the street and do a Brad Pitt? No.
29. Had a party. 80
- love parties.
30. Done drugs. 80
- Let's assume we mean stuff like meth, coke, acid, etc. That'd be a no.
31. Played strip poker. 80
- not for lack of wanting to.
32. Got paid to strip for someone. 80
- See #18.
33. Ran away from home. 80
- Considered it, yes, done it, no. At eight, I thought about a lot of stuff I never did.
34. Broken a bone. 79
- well, 79-1/2, since the septum is more cartilage than bone.
35. Eaten sushi. 78
- still don't care for it. Sashimi either.
36. Bought porn. 77
- okay, 77-1/2, since I didn't buy it, I rented it
37. Watched porn. 76
38. Made porn. 76
- See #'s 18 and 32.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 76
40. Been in love. 75
41. Frenched kissed. 74
- Is it possible to kiss without using your tongue, even a little?
42. Laughed so hard you cried. 73
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 73
- I've gone to bed feeling exceptionally forlorn, but crying keeps me awake.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 73
- I've gone to bed feeling exceptionally amused, but laughing keeps me awake.
45. Stabbed yourself. 73
- I don't think an X-Acto knife counts.
46. Shot a gun. 72
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 72
- I don't trash talk without a reason, and if there's a reason then I'm not going to act like your friend.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 72
- come close, though.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 72
50. Watched an animal die. 71
- A baby bunny I found in the back yard as a child. *sniff*
51. Watched a person die. 71
- thankfully, I've missed this one.
52. Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present. 70
- Let's assume that what we mean here is that the "one person present" is in addition to the person you're snogging. In that case, yes, though she was asleep at the time and, regrettably, there wasn't any sex. Ah, the early college days, what a hoot they were.
53. Pranked somebody. 69
- Not memorably though.
54. Put somebody in the hospital. 69
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 68
- See #52.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 67
- Long time ago, don't remember the exact circumstances so it must not have been that great. Or it was a social thing, like a greeting.
57. Dressed punk. 67
- as if.
58. Dressed goth. 67
- ditto
59. Dressed preppy. 67
- Are jeans and t-shirts preppy? DIDN'T THINK SO.
60. Been to a motocross race. 67
- As odd as some of these questions are, this one's from way out in left field.
61. Avoided somebody. 66
- yep. Some of you were even there to see it.
62. Been stalked. 66
63. Stalked someone. 66
64. Met a celebrity. 65
- Harold Ensley, the Fisherman's Friend. Yee haw.
65. Played an instrument. 64
- I'm thinking...YES.
66. Ridden a horse. 63
67. Cut yourself. 62
- more times than I care to count. If Shylock could wait, he'd have his pound by now.
68. Bungee jumped. 62
- Nuh-uh. Can't make me, neither.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 62
- Whatever the fuck that means.
70. Been to a wild party. 62
- Define "wild".
71. Got caught stealing something. 61
- You kidding? Security was so lax at Payless Cashways I could have walked out with an enameled steel bathtub. Working near the receiving department helped.
72. Kicked a guy in the balls. 60
- But not on purpose, and Kent has since forgiven me. His brother still thinks it's funny.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 59
- not for lack of trying.
74. Went out with your friend's crush. 59
- See #74.
75. Got arrested. 59
76. Been pregnant. 59
- and THAT would be a miracle
77. Babysat. 59
- You can't "babysit" your own kids. Never for someone else, though.
78. Been to another country. 58
- yes. Ireland.
79. Started your house on fire. 58
- Whole house? No. Started a fire in the house? Yep.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 57
- had one grab my elbow just as I was fixin' to raise my hand to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mjlm in anger
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 57
- I'll say it before Susi does. What hair?
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. 57
- Not for want of wishing
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 56
- many, many times
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 55
- it was my propensity to get into long relationships that contributed largely to the score you see building here.
85. Sat on your ass all day. 54
- And was more tired at the end of the day than if I'd spent it working.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 54
- in one sitting? No.
87. Had a job. 53
- like, now.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 53
- let's say that getting picked last isn't quite the same thing.
89. Been called a whore. 53
- for what?
90. Danced like a whore. 53
- Danced like a white guy...see #'s 18, 32...
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 53
- although someone once said I look like Father Mulcahey...
92. Been in a car accident. 52
- and was spoken to by God as I lay trapped in the wreckage. Ask if you want the story.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 51
- Thank gods for beautiful somethings.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 51
- Okay, that one just stings.
95. Raped somebody. 51
- Late edit: Michelle pointed out to me that I got my numbering wrong. This would have been so much easier if it was yes/no. No.
96. Danced in the rain. 51
- can think of things I wouldn't mind doing in the rain. Dancing isn't one of them.
97. Been rejected. 50
- for what? Yes, anyway.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 49
- accidentally. I went back later and paid the bill.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 48-1/2
- not in anger, but because the script called for it. I slapped him pretty hard, does that count?
My final score: 47 1/2. Sad, just sad.
1. Smoked. 99
- for 10 years, Marlboro Lights when I could afford them. Very glad I quit, though I still jones for them from time to time.
2. Drank alcohol. 98
- blended scotch, brandy, tequila. That'd be a "yes."
3. Cried when someone died. 97
- all of my relatives who were older than 50 when I was 14 were dead by the time I reached 18, including my father.
4. Been drunk. 96
- only twice, seriously drunk. The first time I was unconscious for three days, and my brother (a doctor) was surprised I survived it.
5. Had sex. 95
- at least twice. :)
6. Been to a concert. 94
- only one, James Taylor, way back when
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 93
- Ah, but given or gotten? That's the mystery...
8. Gotten a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 92
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 92
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 91
- although I wasn't aware the person felt like that until I was slapped down for it
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 90
- yes. Tactile sensation is extremely pleasurable
12. Laughed hard something came out of your nose 90
- Thankfully, I've avoided that one
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 89
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 89
- not that I know of
15. Been to prom. 88
- but not mine, and I didn't enjoy the experience
16. Cried at school. 87
- junior high. I was getting beaten up in the halls every other day, and the vice principal didn't believe me
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 87
- I've been awed by the size of a place, but never lost in it.
18. Went streaking. 87
- nobody wants to see that. 10 years ago, maybe.
19. Given a lap dance. 87
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 86
- frequently, but let's qualify that: when you weren't married.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 85
- of course, ditto
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 84
- that's three.
23. Kissed a stranger. 84
- seen plenty of strangers I wouldn't mind planting one on...
24. Hugged a stranger. 83
- it was a case of mistaken identity, and scared the hell out of the guy.
25. Went scuba diving. 83
- me, underwater. That's funny. Um, no.
26. Driven a car. 82
- Duh.
27. Gotten an xray. 81
- bunches, not including my teeth.
28. Hit by a car. 81
- what, as in, I'm walking down the street and do a Brad Pitt? No.
29. Had a party. 80
- love parties.
30. Done drugs. 80
- Let's assume we mean stuff like meth, coke, acid, etc. That'd be a no.
31. Played strip poker. 80
- not for lack of wanting to.
32. Got paid to strip for someone. 80
- See #18.
33. Ran away from home. 80
- Considered it, yes, done it, no. At eight, I thought about a lot of stuff I never did.
34. Broken a bone. 79
- well, 79-1/2, since the septum is more cartilage than bone.
35. Eaten sushi. 78
- still don't care for it. Sashimi either.
36. Bought porn. 77
- okay, 77-1/2, since I didn't buy it, I rented it
37. Watched porn. 76
38. Made porn. 76
- See #'s 18 and 32.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 76
40. Been in love. 75
41. Frenched kissed. 74
- Is it possible to kiss without using your tongue, even a little?
42. Laughed so hard you cried. 73
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 73
- I've gone to bed feeling exceptionally forlorn, but crying keeps me awake.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 73
- I've gone to bed feeling exceptionally amused, but laughing keeps me awake.
45. Stabbed yourself. 73
- I don't think an X-Acto knife counts.
46. Shot a gun. 72
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 72
- I don't trash talk without a reason, and if there's a reason then I'm not going to act like your friend.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 72
- come close, though.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 72
50. Watched an animal die. 71
- A baby bunny I found in the back yard as a child. *sniff*
51. Watched a person die. 71
- thankfully, I've missed this one.
52. Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present. 70
- Let's assume that what we mean here is that the "one person present" is in addition to the person you're snogging. In that case, yes, though she was asleep at the time and, regrettably, there wasn't any sex. Ah, the early college days, what a hoot they were.
53. Pranked somebody. 69
- Not memorably though.
54. Put somebody in the hospital. 69
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 68
- See #52.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 67
- Long time ago, don't remember the exact circumstances so it must not have been that great. Or it was a social thing, like a greeting.
57. Dressed punk. 67
- as if.
58. Dressed goth. 67
- ditto
59. Dressed preppy. 67
- Are jeans and t-shirts preppy? DIDN'T THINK SO.
60. Been to a motocross race. 67
- As odd as some of these questions are, this one's from way out in left field.
61. Avoided somebody. 66
- yep. Some of you were even there to see it.
62. Been stalked. 66
63. Stalked someone. 66
64. Met a celebrity. 65
- Harold Ensley, the Fisherman's Friend. Yee haw.
65. Played an instrument. 64
- I'm thinking...YES.
66. Ridden a horse. 63
67. Cut yourself. 62
- more times than I care to count. If Shylock could wait, he'd have his pound by now.
68. Bungee jumped. 62
- Nuh-uh. Can't make me, neither.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 62
- Whatever the fuck that means.
70. Been to a wild party. 62
- Define "wild".
71. Got caught stealing something. 61
- You kidding? Security was so lax at Payless Cashways I could have walked out with an enameled steel bathtub. Working near the receiving department helped.
72. Kicked a guy in the balls. 60
- But not on purpose, and Kent has since forgiven me. His brother still thinks it's funny.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 59
- not for lack of trying.
74. Went out with your friend's crush. 59
- See #74.
75. Got arrested. 59
76. Been pregnant. 59
- and THAT would be a miracle
77. Babysat. 59
- You can't "babysit" your own kids. Never for someone else, though.
78. Been to another country. 58
- yes. Ireland.
79. Started your house on fire. 58
- Whole house? No. Started a fire in the house? Yep.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 57
- had one grab my elbow just as I was fixin' to raise my hand to
mjlm in anger81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 57
- I'll say it before Susi does. What hair?
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. 57
- Not for want of wishing
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 56
- many, many times
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 55
- it was my propensity to get into long relationships that contributed largely to the score you see building here.
85. Sat on your ass all day. 54
- And was more tired at the end of the day than if I'd spent it working.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 54
- in one sitting? No.
87. Had a job. 53
- like, now.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 53
- let's say that getting picked last isn't quite the same thing.
89. Been called a whore. 53
- for what?
90. Danced like a whore. 53
- Danced like a white guy...see #'s 18, 32...
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 53
- although someone once said I look like Father Mulcahey...
92. Been in a car accident. 52
- and was spoken to by God as I lay trapped in the wreckage. Ask if you want the story.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 51
- Thank gods for beautiful somethings.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 51
- Okay, that one just stings.
95. Raped somebody. 51
- Late edit: Michelle pointed out to me that I got my numbering wrong. This would have been so much easier if it was yes/no. No.
96. Danced in the rain. 51
- can think of things I wouldn't mind doing in the rain. Dancing isn't one of them.
97. Been rejected. 50
- for what? Yes, anyway.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 49
- accidentally. I went back later and paid the bill.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 48-1/2
- not in anger, but because the script called for it. I slapped him pretty hard, does that count?
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2005-11-30 23:49 (UTC)