Running on zero energy

[mapsedge]

Running on zero energy.  We'll see how long it takes before I lose my temper at something here at work.  Ready?  Synchronize on my mark, 9:18...three...two...one...mark.

Comments

[iarraidh.livejournal.com]

About time for someone to sidle up to you and say, "Let me tell you about Amway..."

[billthetailor.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that, bankrupted myself on the friggin' t-shirt. THAT's a cult I'm glad to have left. Google it sometime...it's a wonder the company survives in the internet age.

[jehosefatz.livejournal.com]

Could I interest you in a copy of The Watchtower?

- Jeho

[billthetailor.livejournal.com]

Lemme think...hmmmm...

So, a guy knocks on the door of a house which is answered somewhat angrily by an older woman, dressed in a bathrobe with her hair in curlers.

"WHAT," she demands.

"Ma'am, I just want to share the good news about Jesus ---"

With that, she slams the door, which stops just short of closing and bounces back.

How dare you! she thinks, How dare you put your foot in my door! She slams the door again. Again, it bounces back.

"Ma'am, if you'd just---"

She slams the door again, and again it stops and bounces back.

She pulls the door wide, preparing to put all her body mass behind the slam. The young man puts his hand on the door, stopping her, and says, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."