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rougewench: Basics

Name: William
B-Day: February 28
Age: 40, for now.
Eye Color: Blue/Gray/Green, depending on the amount of stress I'm under
Hair Color: An uneasy stalemate between dishwater blonde and brown, with gray feathering in
Height: 5' 10"
Best Feature: Legs/ass
Shoe Size: 10.5
Ring Size: no functioning clue.
Addictions: Caffiene, to some extent.
Pets: a dog, two cats. There are other animals in the house, but they're decidedly not a: pets, or b: mine.
Piercings: One in the left ear
Tattoos: none, but only because I can't think of anything I want permanently on me.
Nickname: Just the diminution "Bill"
Car: Honda Civic
Parents still together: while both were alive, yes. Probably would have stayed that way, more out of inertia than anything else.
Siblings: Older. Still living, a sister and brother.
Live with Parents?: in the family home, which I now own.

Favorite/Most Important

Feature of the opposite sex: face (interesting), ankles (small), breasts (no size preference); in just about that order.
Spot to be kissed: In public: Lips. In private: not the lips.
Sports Team: that I'm a fan of? None. Chiefs football for the happy associations.
Holiday: Hallowe'en, more for the general season than anything else.
Alcoholic Drink: Brandy.
Non-Alcoholic Drink: sweet iced tea.
Quote: "Well...that's new and interesting."
Lesson Learned: trust my instincts regarding other's motivations. "Trust everyone...but cut the cards" as we say back home.
Thing a friend has done for you: Accepted me in spite of my failings.
Thing you have done for a friend: Been there for them however needed
Baby names (girl): Already done.
Baby names (boy): Ditto
Ben & Jerry's Flavor: Not a big Ben & Jerry's fan, but Chunky Monkey's pretty good.
Starbucks Drink: Grandé cappuchino, wet, one Sweet & Low™
Season: Autumn

Have You Ever

Wished on a star: Sure.
Been in love: ...please. Yes.
Been out of the country: Yes. Ireland.
Talked on the phone all night: No. Hate the phone.
Bungee jumped: Nope. I have successfully crossed every bridge I've ever come to.
Driven cross-country: No. If I have to go that far, I'll fly, thanks.
Had surgery: Several times.
Been told you might die: Not by a doctor, no.
Told someone you love them: Yes
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them: Yes
Asked someone out: Yes
Kissed someone (made the first move): Yes
As a child, had a skip-it: A whu--?
What about a sock-em-bop: Okay...that's two...
Kissed the same sex: (you mean gender, don't you?) Yes
Gone out in public with you PJ's on: Do sleep shorts count?
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose: No.
Had sex in a car: Yes

Past Relationships

Current Relationship

Do you have a boy/girlfriend: A wife. Does that count?
Where did you meet: At a New Year's Eve party for Blue Springs Community Theatre.
How long have you been together: Thirteen years.
What is your anniversary date: June 12th.
What is his/her full name: mljm
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them: Not head over heels, no.
Do you trust him/her: Yes. We wouldn't be where we are otherwise.
Is it love: One would hope.
What's his/her favorite meal: Chinese food. Caveat: good Chinese food.
What's his/her favorite band: That'd be hard to nail down. She's really enjoying Phil Vassar just now...

High School

Public/Private: Private, not that it made any positive difference.
Best Friend: Didn't really have good friends. If I had to pick, I'd say John Milholland. We got to that point, anyway.
Boy/GirlFriend: Yes, but from out of town.
Job: Retail venues of various flavors.
Prom Date: Dancing was sinful. Ergo, no prom.
Best Memory: Of high school? I have no good memories from those days.
Worst Memory: Pretty much all of them.
Graduate(?): Yes
Leave a virgin: No.

College

Away/Commute: Away, if St. Joseph counts as "away"
Best Friend: Doug Ottinger.
Boy/girlfriend: Yes.
Major: Technical Theatre.
Job: Same retail venues as in high school
Greek?: Welllll...I 'spose. Vice President of the Tau Sum'thin'r'other chapter of Alpha Psi Omega. Honors fraternity, and we never did anything of note.
Graduate(?): Officially, no. Had completed coursework in the major, lacked 6 hours of other shit and ran out of money.
Leave a virgin: Didn't go into it a virgin, though I was slightly less a virgin by the time it was over.

This or That

Strawberries/Blueberries: If I have to choose between only those two: strawberries.
Meat/Veggie: Meat. With meat topping. And a side of meat.
TV/Movie: Movie
Hugs/Kisses: Kisses
Guitar/Drums: Guitar. Duh. Accoustic, though, if you please.
Chinese/Mexican: Chinese.
Day/Night: Evening. Okay, okay. Night.
Cheerios/Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes.
Snickers/MilkyWay: Snickers
Gold/Silver: No preference. You pick.
Black/Brown: Black
Elvis/Beatles: Ick. James.
Sprinkles/Icing: Icing, but lightly please.
Cookie/Donut: Depends upon the cookie.
Cake/Pie: Pie
Coke/Pepsi: Coke, but it has to be in a glass bottle. Otherwise, Pepsi. Weird, huh?

am: restless
thought: I would be somewhere different than I am today
need: more time for what I want, rather than what someone else wants of me
want: to direct...to be a filmmaker. Not art, though: entertainment.
love: making love when the schedule is open and the house is quiet
hate: not knowing what's expected of me, or having expectations change after I'm already geared to go
wish I was: 20 pounds lighter
will always: be busy doing something.

Ramblings, rumblings, grumblings, and rambling grumbly rumblings.