Funny

This is making the rounds at the radio group where my brother works.  Some names changed to protect the extremely guilty :)


“Through much effort on the part of our engineering team this weekend, it was determined that the primary cause of our local network outtage was due to an extraordinary and sudden demand of T-1 bandwidth.  It seems someone manning one of our alternative rock formats this weekend accessed one of the many pornographic sites and attempted to download an entire woman.

It needs to be understood that bandwidth is of a premium right now, particularly as we share volumes of information between the two sites, Missouri and Kansas.

In the future, please limit your downloads to females of trim build and stature including a moderate bust size of less than but not equal to "double D."

Your cooperation is appreciated."

Funny

This is making the rounds at the radio group where my brother works.  Some names changed to protect the extremely guilty :)


“Through much effort on the part of our engineering team this weekend, it was determined that the primary cause of our local network outtage was due to an extraordinary and sudden demand of T-1 bandwidth.  It seems someone manning one of our alternative rock formats this weekend accessed one of the many pornographic sites and attempted to download an entire woman.

It needs to be understood that bandwidth is of a premium right now, particularly as we share volumes of information between the two sites, Missouri and Kansas.

In the future, please limit your downloads to females of trim build and stature including a moderate bust size of less than but not equal to "double D."

Your cooperation is appreciated."