The Art of the Non-Sequitor

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Into the middle of a conversation about pizza ingredients:

"You know, you're twice as likely to choke on a ballpoint pen as you are to be attacked by a wolf."

(Though I have strong evidence that after a statement like that you are ten times as likely as either of those to choke on a bite of pizza.)

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[iarraidh.livejournal.com]

Council Bluffs many years ago -

retdet runs up to a group of us -
"There I was, running through the woods with a frozen kangaroo penis in my hand, yelling, 'It's not my fault! It's not my fault!'. But then I realized it WAS, so I stopped..." and he ran off again.

Every synapse in every brain in the group vaporlocked for a few moments.