Let's examine...

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The list of reasons why Paris Hilton is famous:

1.  Gave boyfriend a blowjob on camera*.
2.  ...

...


Um...


Hang on...


Er...


Oh... right...  Ok.  And that's the way it is, Thursday, June 7th, 2007.  Good night.



* and it wasn't a particularly good camera.  Or a particularly good blowjob, for that matter.

Comments

[joegoda.livejournal.com]

I think she was and probably is famous for being the only one to use the "I can't go to jail, I'm too famous" defense.

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

I'm sure being an heiress to the Hilton fortune has nothing to do with it.

Why, oh why couldn't I have been born a socialite?

[butterflybill.livejournal.com]

There is being photographed by a paparazzo as she was getting out of a sports car in a miniskirt while going regimental.

No riddle here

[iarraidh.livejournal.com]

She is the very definition of American Society today.

Nothing of value, yet celebrated and exhalted as a god.

America today focuses on flash, not substance.
Paris is all flash and zero substance.
Flash is easy and gains you instant adulations.
Substance takes work to gain equity and worth.

Just look at yuppie suburbia - most of them don't actually own anything - it's all leased. Their very lives are Rented.

For what?
To APPEAR successful and impress everybody else.
Unbridled driven ego with no basis in tangible worth.
The only spiritual base they have is Megachurches - IF they even attend these once-a-week Jerry Johnstonian dog and pony shows.
The majority are souless, materialistic 2-dimensional representations of actual human beings.
Eloi.

So Paris is of course their darling; Paris is what they strive to become.
Paris is a life-sized carboard cut-out that fucks.
That simple.

I feel sorry for Paris

[tathataboy.livejournal.com]

I mean, what do you DO when you discover you're actually inflatable?