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A long question meme:
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch. I like my salads mild.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. I find them all to be equally objectionable, but let's say...Taco Bell
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Hard one, that. Michelle and I can both cook very well, so finding a
good restaurant is tough. I'd say...(Missy, don't faint) The Melting Pot.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I start at 20% and count backwards from there depending on the service.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Nothing. Gotta have variety.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Don't care so much for pizza, though if I have to choose, ground beef and canadian bacon.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter and jam.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. The chewy kind...Juicy Fruit or Big Red.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. A dozen, maybe.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. A hundred or so.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Work: Chicago at night. Home: I can't say for sure since I never see it.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Left all the way.
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Michelle says it's my eyes, though I remain unconvinced. I like my hands.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Yeah, broken glass.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Smell. Certainly not hearing or eyesight.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Now.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My daughter.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yeah, probably.
Q. Is love for real?
A. Can be.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Google "William Morris." Yeah, I'd change it. I've always thought the last name "Welsh" was kinda nice.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I like greens.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I can remember.
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Not literally, no.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Ditto.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Sure. It's not like there'd be a lot of spectators.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Show me the money.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I'm willing, but the magazines taking a helluva risk.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Uh...ok.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Who in particular?
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Sure.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never seen it, can't say.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes, and have.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None.
Q: Where were you born?
A. Lincoln, NE.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Lord...that's a while back...um...stared down the barrel of a cop's 9mm while he
decided that I wasn't the dude they were chasing.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Moviemaker.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Qué?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Kent.
Q: Last person you called?
A: A client in Omaha.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: <lj user="mljm">.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: Puh-lease.
Q: Color?
A: Green.
Q: Season?
A: Autumn.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Of course.
Q: Mood?
A: Discontented.
Q: Listening to?
A: Conversations in the next office over, and the tapping of my fingers on my keyboard.
Q: Watching?
A. The screen as I type.
Q: Worrying about?
A: My family, as usual.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Work.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Begin shooting my first movie.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: "Underworld."
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I suppose. Define "often."
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Can be.
Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: My job.
rougewenchA long question meme:
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch. I like my salads mild.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. I find them all to be equally objectionable, but let's say...Taco Bell
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Hard one, that. Michelle and I can both cook very well, so finding a
good restaurant is tough. I'd say...(Missy, don't faint) The Melting Pot.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I start at 20% and count backwards from there depending on the service.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Nothing. Gotta have variety.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Don't care so much for pizza, though if I have to choose, ground beef and canadian bacon.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter and jam.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. The chewy kind...Juicy Fruit or Big Red.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. A dozen, maybe.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. A hundred or so.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Work: Chicago at night. Home: I can't say for sure since I never see it.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Left all the way.
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Michelle says it's my eyes, though I remain unconvinced. I like my hands.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Yeah, broken glass.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Smell. Certainly not hearing or eyesight.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Now.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My daughter.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yeah, probably.
Q. Is love for real?
A. Can be.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Google "William Morris." Yeah, I'd change it. I've always thought the last name "Welsh" was kinda nice.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I like greens.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I can remember.
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Not literally, no.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Ditto.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Sure. It's not like there'd be a lot of spectators.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Show me the money.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I'm willing, but the magazines taking a helluva risk.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Uh...ok.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Who in particular?
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Sure.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never seen it, can't say.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes, and have.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None.
Q: Where were you born?
A. Lincoln, NE.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Lord...that's a while back...um...stared down the barrel of a cop's 9mm while he
decided that I wasn't the dude they were chasing.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Moviemaker.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Qué?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Kent.
Q: Last person you called?
A: A client in Omaha.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: <lj user="mljm">.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: Puh-lease.
Q: Color?
A: Green.
Q: Season?
A: Autumn.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Of course.
Q: Mood?
A: Discontented.
Q: Listening to?
A: Conversations in the next office over, and the tapping of my fingers on my keyboard.
Q: Watching?
A. The screen as I type.
Q: Worrying about?
A: My family, as usual.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Work.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Begin shooting my first movie.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: "Underworld."
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I suppose. Define "often."
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Can be.
Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: My job.