More Headlines That Aren't
Feb. 23rd, 2007 12:18![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mapsedgeBeaver seen in NYC; first in centuries
Dude. Where have you been looking? The South Village?
Medieval Muslims made stunning math breakthrough
Shit, I knew THAT in ninth grade. Can you say, "zero?"
Where Is All The Vista Software?
Oh, come on! This is Microsoft, for crying out loud. When we went from Windows 95 to Windows 2000, a bunch of applications got left behind. When we went from 2000 to XP, the same thing happened again. Do we actually expect Microsoft to write their operating systems in such a way as to make upgrading easy? Or application developers to be able to keep up with them?
Here's my prediction: the next version of Windows, code named "Vienna" (no shit! They don't even have Vista in common use yet, and they're already past it. WARNING!) will be compatible with nothing.
Spears latest discovery in chimps' toolbox
Boy, that's gonna make custody of the kids dicey. I thought she just shaved her head for fun.
Dude. Where have you been looking? The South Village?
Medieval Muslims made stunning math breakthrough
Shit, I knew THAT in ninth grade. Can you say, "zero?"
Where Is All The Vista Software?
Oh, come on! This is Microsoft, for crying out loud. When we went from Windows 95 to Windows 2000, a bunch of applications got left behind. When we went from 2000 to XP, the same thing happened again. Do we actually expect Microsoft to write their operating systems in such a way as to make upgrading easy? Or application developers to be able to keep up with them?
Here's my prediction: the next version of Windows, code named "Vienna" (no shit! They don't even have Vista in common use yet, and they're already past it. WARNING!) will be compatible with nothing.
Spears latest discovery in chimps' toolbox
Boy, that's gonna make custody of the kids dicey. I thought she just shaved her head for fun.