I live in Oregon. We only have two seasons -- wet (comprising 9-10 months) and dry (the remaining 2-3 months...-ish... when it's not raining).
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14 Yea, verily yea. So sayeth the Lord, unto thee : Get thee the hell out of My House and they Bullshit likewise 15 For if thou dost remaineth so shall I send forth the rain in great sheets o'er many days, the better to cause the very hills to slump onto your roads and 16 cause your expensive beach-front houses and resort complexes that block the view and cause touristy crap to spring forth from the verdant forests to slip into the sea, just see if I don't 17 And that shall give you a right whatfor, I can assure you you pretentious bastards. Amen.
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Date: 2006-11-10 22:02 (UTC)I live in Oregon. We only have two seasons -- wet (comprising 9-10 months) and dry (the remaining 2-3 months...-ish... when it's not raining).
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14 Yea, verily yea. So sayeth the Lord, unto thee : Get thee the hell out of My House and they Bullshit likewise
15 For if thou dost remaineth so shall I send forth the rain in great sheets o'er many days, the better to cause the very hills to slump onto your roads and
16 cause your expensive beach-front houses and resort complexes that block the view and cause touristy crap to spring forth from the verdant forests to slip into the sea, just see if I don't
17 And that shall give you a right whatfor, I can assure you you pretentious bastards. Amen.
Epistle of Jehosefatz to the Oregonians, 14-17