Oh, today is a rich festival of headlines. Let's see:
Associated Press
Several Hollywood friends back Mel Gibson
His dad was a Nazi, and the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Still, the man's got to have friends, and they're going to endorse him, right? Move on. Nothing to see here.
PC World Online
Microsoft Heads for Another Big Patch Tuesday
Same headline, different day. I make my living with their technology, and hate it. An 800 pound gorilla can blue-screen anytime it wants, though. I note that PCWorld.com doesn't host on a Windows-based server. Hmm.
Associated Press
Ga. Peaches touted as future fuel source
Given the latest developments in energy technology, my dog is a future fuel source. I don't see any reporters on my front steps, do I?
Reuters
Sen. Clinton calls for Rumsfeld's resignation
Of course she does. Listen, Hill. I'm sure Russia could use a few more communists. Go. Please. Before the election.