And he spake to them in parables

Eventually, it's going to come up. One of my cousins is going to ask, "Hey, we haven't seen you at church in, like, forever. What's up?" When one of the cousins is the former pastor, that can get uncomfortable really quick.

So, I've tried to find a concise answer, to have an answer ready when the time comes. What I came up with was a parable.

( And it came to pass that... )

And he spake to them in parables

Eventually, it's going to come up. One of my cousins is going to ask, "Hey, we haven't seen you at church in, like, forever. What's up?" When one of the cousins is the former pastor, that can get uncomfortable really quick.

So, I've tried to find a concise answer, to have an answer ready when the time comes. What I came up with was a parable.

( And it came to pass that... )