Wants/needs/thinks meme

Haven't done it. If I try for "Bill", I get a lot of political nonsense (redundant, I know) that doesn't work in context - or at the very least isn't fun. If I try for "William", I get line after line of Prince William's GenX royal angst that, again, is either nonsensical or no fun. Late edit: Or (forgot about this one) line after line about some book called "William wants a doll." Which may or may not be true, I'm not tellin'.

*sigh*

No pressure or anything...

So, my partner tells me, "I'm going to shield you from as much of the trivial stuff as I can for the couple of weeks. Our client isn't slowing down, and they've approved a lot of money. This is going to be the best month ever for our company..."

"Sounds good," I reply. We could use it.

He nods, ignores the interruption. "...and it rests mostly on your shoulders since most of what the client wants is front end, interface stuff."

Captain, the engines can't take much more! The ship'll tear itself apart!

Like Scotty, I've taken to multiplying all of my estimates by a factor of four. It's just better that way.

Now, this is a meme I can enjoy...

This does not surprise me at all.

Which Discworld character am I?
( courtesy snip... )