Date: 2008-02-19 19:10 (UTC)
There is an insurance TV commercial where the "agent" is holding the "client's" baby and, handing her back, says, "Oooh, I think somebody had an accident."

Obviously a commercial written by someone who has never been a parent. When you're that age, you have "on purposes" not "accidents."

"Just wait until my teeth come in, and I'll goddamn eat your cheeks."

Even though I've never played that game (I usually go for the neck just under the ear), I chuckled.
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