What?!

[mapsedge]

Whaddaya mean Howard Stern's not the father?  He was just Smith's dealer?  Aw shit, man...next you're gonna tell me Don Imus is a racist and contributes nothing to American media.  Daaaaaaaaaamn.

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[eacole72.livejournal.com]

Larry King got scooped, I see.

I was kinda hoping it was Zsa Zsa's husband. He had the best chance of providing something resembling a normal life for the poor kid.

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

I donno about that. The Gabors have always pretty much been European nobility's version of the Simpsons. And I think I'll go apologize to Homer!

[billthetailor.livejournal.com]

I, personally, had my money on Alan Greenspan. Not that he was in the running, I just wanted the excitement.

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

And think if what it might've done for the economy!

[iarraidh.livejournal.com]

The Gabors have always pretty much been European nobility's version of the Simpsons

falling out of chair guffawing...

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

*bows*

*SHOCK*

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

Howard Stern's a dealer? What's the world coming to?
I'm, I'm...oh, nevermind.