mapsedge: (scowl)
mapsedge ([personal profile] mapsedge) wrote2007-04-10 03:07 pm

What?!

Whaddaya mean Howard Stern's not the father?  He was just Smith's dealer?  Aw shit, man...next you're gonna tell me Don Imus is a racist and contributes nothing to American media.  Daaaaaaaaaamn.

[identity profile] eacole72.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Larry King got scooped, I see.

I was kinda hoping it was Zsa Zsa's husband. He had the best chance of providing something resembling a normal life for the poor kid.

[identity profile] rowangolightly.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I donno about that. The Gabors have always pretty much been European nobility's version of the Simpsons. And I think I'll go apologize to Homer!

[identity profile] billthetailor.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I, personally, had my money on Alan Greenspan. Not that he was in the running, I just wanted the excitement.

[identity profile] rowangolightly.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And think if what it might've done for the economy!

[identity profile] iarraidh.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)

The Gabors have always pretty much been European nobility's version of the Simpsons

falling out of chair guffawing...

[identity profile] rowangolightly.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*bows*

*SHOCK*

[identity profile] rowangolightly.livejournal.com 2007-04-10 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Howard Stern's a dealer? What's the world coming to?
I'm, I'm...oh, nevermind.