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Misc thoughts on a chilly Wednesday morning
So, I get this spam email yesterday, promising to "make your manhood like the Titanic." Considering that it was the largest man-made object ever made, that sounds like a reasonably good idea until...
Until you remember that it split into two pieces which are now a mile and a half apart under 13,500 feet of water off the coast of Nova Scotia, and that 1500 people died of blunt force trauma, drowning, and/or hypothermia in the process, not to mention the fact that the top layer of one of those halves is peeled back like a sardine tin and the whole will be a pile of orange sand within the next two decades.
On the other hand, approximately seven hundred women went down on it.
I dunno...it's a tough choice.
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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
- W.B. Yeats
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jehosefatz .
Until you remember that it split into two pieces which are now a mile and a half apart under 13,500 feet of water off the coast of Nova Scotia, and that 1500 people died of blunt force trauma, drowning, and/or hypothermia in the process, not to mention the fact that the top layer of one of those halves is peeled back like a sardine tin and the whole will be a pile of orange sand within the next two decades.
On the other hand, approximately seven hundred women went down on it.
I dunno...it's a tough choice.
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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
- W.B. Yeats
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jehosefatz .
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