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mapsedge ([personal profile] mapsedge) wrote2008-02-26 03:29 pm

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Any time I see a plumber's truck at my house, I pray it's my wife having an affair.

[identity profile] iarraidh.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Unrelated, but reminded me of a joke...

Two gas company men were reading meters one day.
It was the end of the day, and they were bored.
"Tell you what". says one. "Let's race back to the truck. Loser buys the beer."
"You're ON!" says the other and they take off in a sprint down the alley.
When they get to the truck, they're startled to find a woman right behind them.
"What are you doing here?" they ask.
She says "I saw you guys running like hell and figured I'd better run, too!"

[identity profile] thebruce.livejournal.com 2008-02-26 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno...the dollar cost is about the same anymore either way....