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Saw this picture on some other LiveJournal, and it caught me right and made me laugh out loud.  No context, just a collection of pictures of which this was one.  Never has a picture needed a caption more. 

So, friends, here's your chance*: CAPTION THIS PHOTO: (yes, it's work safe)

 

 * With this caveat: avoid cliché.  It's prime for "You talkin' to me? Ain't nobody else here...", but be original!

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[brotherwilliam.livejournal.com]

It was warm and quiet where I was (til the walls started closing in).

[billthetailor.livejournal.com]

"Day 1: still tired from the move..."

[brotherwilliam.livejournal.com]

how about

OH YEA? WELL WHOS Y O U R DADDY?

[solan-t.livejournal.com]

What is this 'vacation' you ask for?

[billthetailor.livejournal.com]

"Well get some lanolin and quit whining..."

[rhiannontherose.livejournal.com]

"That thing where you squirted the milk up my nose, last time? NOT FUNNY, MOM."

"Just wait until my teeth come in, and I'll goddamn eat your cheeks."

"I'm thinkin' poopsy-whoopsies don't feel nearly as cute as you make them sound."

"And just why did you think eating Taco Bell was a good idea for OUR lunch? Hmmm? HMMMMMM?!"

"Can you believe this? If I hear Twinkle Twinkle Little Star one more time, I'm gonna go out of my freaking mind."

[billthetailor.livejournal.com]

There is an insurance TV commercial where the "agent" is holding the "client's" baby and, handing her back, says, "Oooh, I think somebody had an accident."

Obviously a commercial written by someone who has never been a parent. When you're that age, you have "on purposes" not "accidents."

"Just wait until my teeth come in, and I'll goddamn eat your cheeks."

Even though I've never played that game (I usually go for the neck just under the ear), I chuckled.

[rhiannontherose.livejournal.com]

The first time I was able to change Jamie myself, when he was in the NICU, he projectile-pooped into my hand. The nurse on duty declared, "Congratulations! You've just been baptized as a mommy."

Heheh...same idea. Could've been [insert munchies-attracting body part here], but that doesn't flow as well for humor. ;-) Few babies escape cheek-munching, though, whether or not the parents do it. It probably has something to do with how 99% of babies have fat cheeks, even if it's the only pudge on them (as was the case in the beginning with Jamie.)

[fairyoffire.livejournal.com]

What do you mean we're out of milk!?!
or
Why didn't you tell me sooner ET and Drew Barimore are my birth parents? I knew I never fit in in this family!
or
Where were you the night of Oct 15th?

[apocalypticbob.livejournal.com]

"What makes you think that smell is coming from ME?"

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

NOT original but I can't resist...


"SILENCE! I keelll you!"

[rhiannontherose.livejournal.com]

They all have one of those looks. They never seem to appreciate that it only makes us giggle at them more.

[jehosefatz.livejournal.com]

"Laugh it up asshat. I've seen the faces you make when *you* poo."

[iarraidh.livejournal.com]

Pinky...Are You thinking what I'm thinking?...

[starseeking.livejournal.com]

Turn off that *censored* Raffi crap RIGHT NOW!

[orcamhr.livejournal.com]

Were do you think your putting that thermometer? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice…..