Best CD review ever

[mapsedge]

"If you decide to buy this CD, wait patiently by the mail box till it arrives. Upon arrival, quickly open the box, then pull the security tape from the jewel case. Open the jewel case and place the CD in one hand. Break the CD in half, then slit your wrists with the remaining shards. As you begin to die look at your reflection in the mirror-like surface of the broken CD, and ask your self what you were thinking when you ordered this CD!"

From Amazon.com review of "Vanilla Ice: Greatest Hits".

And before you ask, NO, I wasn't shopping for a Vanilla Ice cd.  This was featured in a news article, so shaddupalready.

Comments

[rhiannontherose.livejournal.com]

I wish the DJs had done that with his CDs back when "Ice Ice Baby" first hit the charts, and was played at every school dance.

[dragonsbane69.livejournal.com]

Word to ya mutha!

[glesyn.livejournal.com]

he HAS a Greatest Hits CD?
You're joking.

I thought he was a one-hit-wonder.....
whodathunkit