Translation: just for fun

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An online tool to translate English to the Northumbrian dialect called "Geordie."

http://www.geordie.org.uk/

Part of our website, translated:

Well, wor season's starting te ramp up a little sharp. Wi expect a busy tights-making season. Get yer orders in noo, avoid the rush, an find oot what it's leik te wear the myest comfortable tights yee can buy!