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The Art of the Non-Sequitor
Into the middle of a conversation about pizza ingredients:
"You know, you're twice as likely to choke on a ballpoint pen as you are to be attacked by a wolf."
(Though I have strong evidence that after a statement like that you are ten times as likely as either of those to choke on a bite of pizza.)
"You know, you're twice as likely to choke on a ballpoint pen as you are to be attacked by a wolf."
(Though I have strong evidence that after a statement like that you are ten times as likely as either of those to choke on a bite of pizza.)