Things I've Never Done

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Ganked from rowngolightly....



() I've Never Been Drunk

(x) I've Never Smoked Pot
Not directly, anyway. Got enough contact highs in my dorm suite, courtesy of the MWSC football team in the other rooms.

() I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex

() I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
We don't specify where, but let's assume a kiss on the cheek isn't what we're asking here.

(x)I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car

(x) I've Never Been To Japan

() I've Never Been In A Taxi

() I've Never Been In Love

() I've Never Been Dumped

(x) I've Never Done Cocaine

() I've Never Shoplifted

() I've Never Been Fired

(x) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight

() I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
It was never necessary...

() I've Never Been Tied Up
Yeah, it was okay. Just.

() I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone

(x) I've Never Been Arrested

(x) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
At what point does "stranger" become "tonsil sucking acquaintance"?

() I've Never Stolen Something From My Job

(x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
Or Thanksgiving on the Plaza. Crowds. No thanks.

(x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
No, really.

() I've Never Lied To A Friend

() I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
Molly Hankins, 7th grade social studies.

(x) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
Crowds, again.

() I've Never Been To Europe
Ireland.

() I've Never Skipped School
Shit. I LED the school in skipping. Senior year, small school.

() I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker

(x) I've Never Been Divorced
not for lack of trying :)

(x) I've Never Posed Nude
mostly, but not completely.

(x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
Thrown up drunk in front of others, yes, but not in a bar.

() I've Never Eaten Sushi
I have, but I don't really care for it. I still try it from time to time just to see if my tastes have changed. They haven't, as yet.

() I've Never Flashed anyone
ooo-rah. It wasn't that big a deal for the victim, either.