Let's examine...

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The list of reasons why Paris Hilton is famous:

1.  Gave boyfriend a blowjob on camera*.
2.  ...

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Um...


Hang on...


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Oh... right...  Ok.  And that's the way it is, Thursday, June 7th, 2007.  Good night.



* and it wasn't a particularly good camera.  Or a particularly good blowjob, for that matter.