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mapsedge ([personal profile] mapsedge) wrote2006-11-10 01:52 pm

Autumn scripture

1 And behold, I say unto thee that in the land which I, the Lord thy God, promised thee, the weather in November shall suck. This say I that thy days may be wet upon the land, and thy camels likewise, yea, even unto the fourth generation.

2 Therefore, take heed, thou unrepentant and murmering children, that thou dost rake thy leaves before the rains come, lest they be too wet to mow. The cries and lamentations of thy suffering multitudes I will not hear, for thou ownest rakes.

3 A lo, no man knoweth the hour or the day the rains shall come. Watch therefore, lest ye be caught unaware, for the leaves of thy trees shall fall with none to tend them. That thou must therefore rake in the wet and cold is not My problem.

I Bill, Chapter 11.