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If I Were King of the Forest...
If I were in charge, any manufacturer that produced a toy that played music would be required to include as a part of the design and finished product two items: 1, an on/off switch; and 2, a volume govenor.
Notice, I did not say a volume control...I don't want to control the volume generally, I want to control the volume's range, specifically how loud the music can play.
Any company that did not include such features and was found to be in violation would be required to pay fines equivalent to 66% of their yearly profit on the products in question, such funds as were collected to be distributed to the parents who purchased the toys, unaware of the misery they were to experience at 6:30 in the morning. Those companies would also be required to retrofit each toy returned with those features.
Notice, I did not say a volume control...I don't want to control the volume generally, I want to control the volume's range, specifically how loud the music can play.
Any company that did not include such features and was found to be in violation would be required to pay fines equivalent to 66% of their yearly profit on the products in question, such funds as were collected to be distributed to the parents who purchased the toys, unaware of the misery they were to experience at 6:30 in the morning. Those companies would also be required to retrofit each toy returned with those features.