That long meme that's going around...

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99 questions.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? No doors on the closet.


2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No.


3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in at the bottom, only.


4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? no


5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Rarely.


6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Rarely.


7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? If I must choose, give me the bear.


8. Do you have freckles? not that I know of.


9. Do you always smile for pictures? Sure.


10. What is your biggest pet peeve? discourtesy, thoughtlessness


11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? If I've a long way to go and nothing else to occupy me.


12. Have you ever peed in the woods? I'm a guy, hello!


13. What about pooped in the woods? no


14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? no


15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Chew, no. Suck on, yes.


16. How many people have you slept with this week? one


17. What size is your bed? King


18. What is your Song of the week? Whatever's playing.


19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? yes, though few can pull it off, especially if they're caucasian.


20. Do you still watch cartoons? not often


21. Whats your least favorite movie? Of all the ones I've seen: Wild Hogs. HUGE disappointment there.


22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Burying would require me to dig. Screw that.


23. What do you drink with dinner? Iced tea, usually.


24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey mustard or BBQ.


25. What is your favorite food? That which is chewable and doesn't smell like a dog's ass.


26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? I get tired of everything, eventually, even movies I love. There are those I come back to, though: The Green Mile, Hearts in Atlantis, The Shawshank Redemption (seeing a pattern?)...


27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Michelle


28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I did Cub Scouts, made it to Wolf or something.


29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Show me the money!


30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Wrote, as in, by hand? Back in college, I think.


31. Can you change the oil on a car? Sure. Easy simple.


32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? a few


33. Run out of gas? no. Come close, though.


34. Favorite kind of sandwich? not big into sandwiches, but I'd have to pick open face roast beef.


35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Omelet and hashbrowns; steak and eggs.


36. What is your usual bedtime? Somewhere around 11:00 lately.


37. Are you lazy? I'd like to be.


38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Something different every year. The only one I remember clearly was R2-D2. It was a last minute throw-together and it sucked badly - I neglected to add the means to hold my candy bag.


39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? Horse, I think.


40. How many languages can you speak? vbscript, javascript, cold fusion...


41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? "Home Handyman" Surprised?


42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos are more versatile, but I like the feel of Lincoln Logs better


43. Are you stubborn? Yep.


44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I don't really care for either, but if I have to choose, Letterman. And Conan O'Brien will kill the Tonight Show. Kill it, dead.


45. Ever watch soap operas? Not since kindergarten.


46. Afraid of heights? Not really, if I've a stable platform.


47. Sing in the car? From time to time.


48. Dance in the shower? That's just stupid.


49. Dance in the car? Only to make my kids laugh.


50. Ever used a gun? A few times, just target shooting. Back in college, that was.


51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Last Autumn.


52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes.


53. Is Christmas stressful? very


54. Ever eat a pierogi? Oh yes. Love me some pierogi.


55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple


56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Actor. Nothing else.


57. Do you believe in ghosts? I don't disbelieve.


58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Often.


59. Take a vitamin daily? No.


60. Wear slippers? yes, when my feet are cold.


61. Wear a bath robe? Sometimes.


62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing. Because of some Asperger-ish sensitivities, I can't stand wearing clothes in bed. When I must, I have a pair of shorts I made that are form fitting and a t-shirt of the same, soft fabric.


63. First concert? James Taylor


64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Wal-mart usually.


65. Nike or Adidas? Neither.


66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos, crunchy.


67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.


68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? not before now.


69. Ever take dance lessons? no.


70. Is there a profession you picture your spouse doing? Research.


71. Can you curl your tongue? in 2 directions.


72. Ever won a spelling bee? Yes, once. Third grade or so.


73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I can't recall that I have.


74. Own any record albums? Not anymore


75. Own a record player? Not anymore


76. Regularly burn incense? Yes.


77. Ever been in love? many times.


78. Who would you like to see in concert? James Keelaghan or Andy McKee.


79. What was the last concert you saw? James Taylor.


80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold


81. Tea or coffee? COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE


82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles.


83. Can you swim well? I will not drown.


84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Beg pardon? You mean, under water? Sure.


85. Are you patient? Can be. My patience has limits, though.


86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band. Let's spread the wealth a little.


87. Ever won a contest? a few.


88. Ever have plastic surgery? reconstructive, not cosmetic.


89. Which are better black or green olives? Black. With Ritz crackers.


90. Can you knit or crochet? I can crochet a chain. I've never tried anything else.


91. Best room for a fireplace? Any.


92. Do you want to get married? That's sorta moot.


93. If married, how long have you been married? 16 years today.


94. Who was your HS crush? Christy...seventh grade. She wasn't interested. High school was very small with few choices and no crushes.


95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No. I plot revenge.


96. Do you have kids? two


97. Do you want kids? not always


98. Whats your favorite color? I like greens, and other earth tones.


99. Do you miss anyone right now? A few people. One in particular I wish I could pick up the phone and dial pretty much every day. (Before you jump in, dear reader, and say, "Well, just do it...", he died in 2005. So, I could try, but I doubt I'd have much success.)